Category Archives: conversations

Serious Party Girls (2009)

At a well attended college party around time of Halloween. I was checking out the low-lit scene; i hardly knew anyone.
I was walking past a guy in the middle and two scandalously dressed girls on either side. One girl put a glow stick in between her cleavage. The other girl replied by leaning right into that girl’s big boobs and proudly taking out the glow stick with her mouth.
It
Was
Spectacular!
As i approached I asked, “What game are you playing?”
They said “what!?” So i repeated louder.
The guy looked blankly at me, and both girls exchanged a look at each other with a hint of perplexity and turned to me.
Then the girl that dug the glow-stick from her friend’s boobs replied with a touch of vitality, “It’s not a game.”

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conversation 15 (feminist artist)

A: Do you know that female artist that made really feminine work? Fuck I can’t remember her name.
B: Which one? Ohhhhhh you mean the one that pulled a scroll out of her vagina?
A: Hahaha, no, the one that made a series of dildos like modeled after skyscrapers.

Conversation 14 (killing time)

A: What are you doing here?
B: Killing time.
A: Killing time from what?
B: Just to get out of the house—take a break from homework.
A: Oh
B: You?
A: Just killing time.

conversation 13 (Japan tsunami 2011)

A: OH MY GODDD! look what’s going on in Japan!!
B: What’s going on in Japan?
A: Dude where have you been for the past 12 hours!?
B: Williamsburg.

conversation 12 (one night stands)

A:  How is you girl situation? Have you had any one-night stands?
B:  ahhhmmm… no unfortunately I haven’t.  But I almost had 2.  Wait, no 3.  Err wait, maybe it was 4?

conversation 11 (suicidal thoughts)

A: Hey I meant to tell you earlier that if you are having suicidal thoughts, maybe you should talk to a psychologist.

B: Thanks, but I’m not suicidal anymore.

A: Oh.

conversation 10 (i don’t know you)

A:  I don’t know, I barely know you.
B:  What do you mean?
A:  I don’t know, I don’t really know who you are
B:  Well, do you have a computer?
A:  Yes.
B:  Well why don’t we take a look at my facebook profile?

Conversation 9 (tell me more, tell me more)

dude!
i had my 2nd date today
w/24 yr old
******

2:28am
yeah?

2:28am
ya it was awesome

2:28am
how’d it go?
tell me more
tell me more
tell me more

2:28am
before i was even able to take out my card she already had cash out to pay for it
and she was already talkin about the next place were gonna go

2:29am
did you get very far?

2:29am
what do u mean?

2:29am
like does she have a car?

2:30am
hahahah wtf
ya she does

2:30am
uhu

2:30am
we havent done anything like that tho yet
but, it’s coming

2:30am
was it love at first sight?

2:30am
fsho
im very much into her

2:31am
Tell me more, tell me more

2:31am
very level headed
mature
has opinions on things in the world

2:31am
so did she put up a fight?

2:31am
haha what?

2:32am
idk did you guys fight at all did she start a fight cause she’s level headed?

2:32am
lol no
it was all rly good convo

2:32am
uhu-huh

2:32am
i rly like the way she looks at things

2:32am
-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh

2:33am
hahhaha
shes kinda like me in that she has way too much going on in her head

2:33am
tell me more

2:33am
ummm

2:34am
tell me more

2:34am
well
im sure shes thought about the fact that im 19
but
we havent spoken about that yet

2:35am
How much dough did u spend?

2:35am
on thursday, about 25 or 27
today it was right around 25 but she paid for it

2:36am
could she get me a friend?

2:36am
hahah she doesnt knkow that many ppl here apparently…
but, maybe

2:37am
tell me more, tell me more

2:37am
ummm
idk wat else to say at this point
i guess
itd be kinda scary to get in a real relationship w/her
because when we graduate (she’ll graduate same time as me), she’s gonna be 26 or 27 yrs old
which is gettin close to prime time for starting up a family, right?
ill be 22
and possibly goin to med school

2:39am
can i make this into another conversation of mine if i omit your name and her name?

2:40am
of course
why haha

2:41am

2:42am
jhahahhaha my god dude
sry i didnt make rhymes

conversation #8 (decoding women’s inuendos)

A: so youd have sex with other people in the room your saying?
B: haha yes we almost did 

literally it was 1 second away from happening if her friend didnt fall asleep on us
i knew it when she said
“i really want to fuck you”
A:  haha, you have those unique ways ******. those ways of decoding women’s mysterious inuendos

conversation #7 (Chinese bed store)

A:  Jheese eesce gda full.

B:  Do you have a queen-sized like this?

A:  Oh ya it come in othza sizjes too, why you haf a girlfriend?

B:  No.  I need a bed first.

conversation #6 (smoothest bar intro)

A:  Hi. Cheers!
B:  Cheers!
B:  So what brings you out here tonight?  Some special occasion?
A:  I’m out here with my girlfriends, and we’re trying to get our friend here laid tonight.
B:  Oh, well that’s great… …Cause I’m looking to make some extra money.

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